Li Jun let out a deep laugh and hugged him into his arms, "I'm kidding you, how could I let others see the teacher's appearance..."
"..." Pei Lu endured it again and again, but still couldn't help saying, "Li Jun, we should have a good talk."
666 still remembered the grudge, and mocked when he heard this: "What are you talking about? Are you talking about love? There's nothing that can't be solved with a shot."
"..." Pei Lu's serious face suddenly cracked, and he said angrily: "...Shut up!"
"Hmph~" 666 snorted arrogantly, but did not make any more sound.
Li Jun touched his head gently and said in a doting tone, "Okay, what do you want to talk about, teacher?"
If you only look at the appearance, it would be like a young lover having a tantrum and a good-tempered boyfriend coaxing the young lover.
Although the facts were not much different, Li Jun's doting attitude always seemed like Pei Lu was making trouble unreasonably.
Pei Lu was unhappy, "Be more serious."
Li Jun had an innocent face and said, "Teacher, I am very serious."
Pei Lu: "..." Forget it, don't dwell on this issue, let's go to the next question.
"We shouldn't be like this..." Pei Lu racked his brains to think of words, "This is wrong."
Li Jun's eyes darkened slightly, and he glanced at the tips of his red ears, "What kind?"
"That's right, you and I..." Pei Lu's eyes wandered, "We two men..."
Pei Lu calmly cut off his words, "Teacher, do you want to say that two men cannot be together?"
Pei Lu nodded bravely, not daring to raise his eyes with a guilty conscience.
"But..." Li Jun raised his chin with his force, and pressed his thumb on his fleshy lips, "... doesn't the teacher like men?"
"!!!" Pei Lu's eyes widened in surprise, like a rabbit seeing a natural enemy.
"How did he know?" Pei Lu asked 666 in despair.
666 gloated, "Don't you know? Gay people all have their own aura, and you can tell it at a glance, especially if you are so gay."
Pei Lu: "..." Mom is just selling it.
He lowered his head and defended weakly, "Who said...I, I like girls."
Li Jun stepped forward and kissed him, "Obviously the teacher was so comfortable that night... and his screams were so nice..."
"You tried with me. Can the teacher still be with a woman?"
Pei Lu was stunned, this man was so shameless.
He didn't know how to refute it at all. Li Jun was right. He was indeed born gay. He didn't feel anything at all towards girls. He couldn't even perform the most basic physiological reactions. It could be said that he was extremely tortured.
Li Jun's eyes widened when he saw him looking like a rabbit. The little round tail behind him might still be twitching, and his heart felt so soft. After straightening out Pei Lu's hair that was messed up by the wind, Li Jun held his hand seriously and said, "Since the teacher already likes men, why don't you want to try it with me?"
He sold Amway to himself, "I'm good-looking, I can make money to support my family, cook... I can also learn..." He said with a proud look, "I still have eight-pack abs, and I can do seven meals a night." no problem."
Li Jun blinked ambiguously, "Teacher tried it himself."
"..." Pei Lu was so choked by this poor kid that he almost had a myocardial infarction. After all, logically speaking, what Li Jun said was completely correct.
He originally liked men, and Li Jun's appearance was in line with his aesthetic standards, so there was nothing inappropriate about him.
But... Pei Lu pinched his fingers, lowered his head and struggled desperately, "I don't like people younger than me."
"Teacher obviously has feelings for me," Li Jun sighed in distress, looking at him like a young lover who was having an quarrel, "Teacher is not honest at all."
"..." Pei Lu was speechless and choked. What else could he say? She and he couldn't explain the nonsense of this bastard child.
"Alas~" 666 sighed deeply, "Just obey him and treat it like a spring dream. No one will remember it when you wake up."
"But..." Pei Lu frowned and wanted to argue, but he couldn't say anything, so he had to shut his mouth. After all, it was his own connivance that led to the development to this point.
Except for his age, Li Jun is almost a perfect lover. He has good looks, a better figure, gentleness under the bed, and a pile driver on the bed. If you put him in the circle, he is definitely the perfect No. 1 that all the little 0s dream of.
But this is not the real world.
This is just the spiritual world of his treatment subjects. When he completes the task and the patient's illness is cured, no one will remember what happened here, not even himself.
Since it is destined to be a love affair that will never end, why start it?
The conversation ended in Pei Lu's long silence.
Li Jun is a man of few words, but he showed 200% tolerance and patience towards Li Jun. He broke Pei Lu's hard shell bit by bit, clearly eager to touch his soft inside. , but in order not to scare him, he forced himself to take his time.
Li Jun held his hand and went home. Pei Lu struggled all the way to no avail.
Their relationship was so strangely stagnant.
Pei Lu no longer avoided Li Jun, and would wait for him to go home with him after class every day. Then the two of them would go to the supermarket to buy groceries, and then go home to make a warm dinner.
In order to share the housework, Li Jun also clumsily learned to cook. He learned everything quickly and well, but when it came to cooking, he failed. He was clearly following the recipe step by step, and the seasonings were stuck. I put in a few grams, but the dishes I made always lacked something. It was not like the food at home, but more like the cold samples in a high-end hotel.
Pei Lu's tongue endured the torture for two days, and finally he couldn't bear it and sent Li Jun to wash dishes and mop the floor, while Pei Lu continued to be his chef.
Li Jun was not annoyed when he was assigned to wash dishes and mop the floor, and went about his housework with a satisfied look on his face.
Although the teacher did not agree with his mouth, his body was very honest.
The two of them lived a very happy life, but the Li family no longer had such a good atmosphere.
Li Jun disappeared without saying a word. It was only after Li Qingyi sent someone to look for him that he found out that his son had gone to live with someone else's parents.
Li Qingyi is a straight man with a big heart. After hearing his subordinate's reward, he happily said to Wen Wan, "My son finally has a good friend with whom he can talk."
"..." Wen Wan looked at him with disgust, "Don't you feel anything is wrong?"
Li Qingyi wanted to hug Wen Wan's waist, but was avoided with disgust. He lingered next to her and said casually: "What's wrong?"
Wen Wan grabbed his ear and said angrily, "Our son is getting along with Xiaoyue, do you understand now?!"
"..." Li Qingyi digested it silently for a while, his eyes dull, "What does getting better mean?"
"To put it mildly, it's falling in love, but to put it bluntly, it's living together." Wen Wan threw a straight ball at her. Although she had some premonition, she was still a little worried when it actually happened.
Especially Li Qingyi, a pig teammate, actually thinks that the two children are good friends...
Li Qingyi reflected silently for a while. He slapped the table and walked out, "I'll have someone call Li Jun back!"
"Sit down." Wen Wan was angry, she was completely desperate for this dull straight husband, "Why did you call Li Jun back? He finally found someone he likes, you have to make him miserable, right?"
"..." Li Qingyi sat down weakly and looked at Wen Wan, "I just asked him to come back and have a heart-to-heart talk."
"Have a heart-to-heart talk?" Wen Wan interrupted without politeness, "If my son is willing to say a few more words to you, you will burn incense."
"..." Li Qingyi finally realized that he had made too many mistakes and simply asked Wen Wan, "Then what do you think we should do?"
"Wait," Wen Wan sighed, "When the time comes, they will naturally come to us for a showdown."
…
So when the two were awkwardly falling in love, their little secret had long been known to their parents.
Of course, Pei Lu would never admit that he was in a relationship with Li Jun.
That’s how duplicitous = =
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Li Jun accompanies Pei Lu while visiting the pet market. Li Jun was very unhappy along the way. He pulled Pei Lu's sleeve and asked aggrievedly, "Teacher, am I not enough?"
Pei Lu had long been accustomed to his routine. He didn't even look back and said casually: "I like furry animals, and you don't have any hair."
Li Jun's eyes flashed, "It turns out that the teacher likes this kind of thing..."
A sudden chill ran down his back. Pei Lu shook his shoulders and walked into a pet store.
There are several little puppies in the pet cage. They are chubby and cute. Pei Lu couldn't help but go up and tease her twice, and was immediately pulled up by the dark-faced Li Jun.
"What are you doing?" Pei Lu looked at him inexplicably.
Li Jun pretended to be pitiful with a slumped face, "The teacher belongs to me alone. How about we not keep pets?"
The shop owner who was just about to come to sell:...
Pei Lu glanced at the shop owner awkwardly, pulled Li Jun and ran away quickly.
In the end, Pei Lu failed to buy the puppy, so Pei Lu bought two goldfish and took the angry Li Sansui home with a headache.
The author has something to say: Li Sansui: The teacher is mine, no one is allowed to rob it, not even dogs (｀へ?)
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